Today I…

Joined Global Gym.

Mean mugged a lady on the bus this morning who was wearing black pumps, skinny jeans that were bedazzled, and a Nike zip-up running jacket.

Realized that I need new underwear.

Threw away four containers of salsa from the fridge. We are salsa whores.

Submitted my pumpkin muffin recipe to the United Way Cookbook.

Washed my black Old Navy gloves for the first time since 2007 when I bought them. Better late then never.

Stopped by the grocery store with three items on my list: anchovy paste, chives, and Windex. Yeahhh…I can’t explain.

What did you do today?