Today I wanted:
A personal assistant. Job duties include: washing dishes, drinking champagne, blog editing, ski laundry, and providing entertainment when I jog on the treadmill.
$1,000 shopping spree to Lululemon.
My mother’s chocolate cake with gooey marshmallow icing.
A dresser to store my unmentionables.
A beach vacation.
Jeans that I don’t have to do lunges across the floor in order for them to fit.
A phone call from Ryan Reynolds telling me I’m beautiful.
What did you want today?