The ABC’s Of Me

“ABC. Easy as, 123. Or simple as, do re mi. ABC, 123, baby, you and me girl!” – Jackson Five

Man I love that song. Ah…Michael, you are missed.

Okay, Michael Jackson has nothing to do with this post because duh, it’s about me. Your favorite person in the world!!! Well, I like to think so.

Anyways, I caught some of the blog fever over the weekend and thought I would share my ABC’s. Hope you enjoy!

A. Age: Just turned 28! Man that sounds old:(

B. Bed size: Queen, which I hate. Mr. B loves to snuggle at night and I don’t. So I end up trying to scoot away to find space. Needless to say I don’t get very far.

C. Chore you dislike: All. Although I would say dusting and paying bills is high on the list.

D. Dogs: Nilch. I don’t even have a goldfish. But if I could choose, it would definitely be a bulldog!

E. Essential start to your day: COFFEE and eggs. Well in general just breakfast because it’s my favorite meal of the day.

F. Favorite color: Green or purple depending on the mood I am in.

G. Gold or silver: Um…silver. Gold reminds of Jersey shore bro’s with hairy chests. Gross.

H. Height: 5 foot, 6 inches – I am average. What can ya do?

I. Instruments you play(ed): Well, I attempted to play the flute, piano, and guitar but I have a short attention span. I wished I had the patience to play a musical instrument but I don’t.

J. Job title: Senior Associate. I wish my job title was: The girl who shoots spaghetti from her fingers. Wait. That’s a long super hero name.

K. Kids: Chuckle. Ah, may be someday.

L. Live: In Denver, Colorado. The Mile High City. Queen City of the West. Queen City of the Plains. Wall Street of the West. Gateway to the Rockies.

M. Mom’s name: Geri. A.K.A. – The Moomers

N. Nicknames: LG, L-Dub, Lauren Rae Boogie Jones, Flossy-Belle

O. Overnight hospital stays: I have never stayed overnight at a hospital. Thank God. But, I have been to the hospital for breaking both of my wrists when I was seven and then again when I dislocated my shoulder snow skiing two years ago.

P. Pet peeves: mouth breathers, ignorance, people who use the stall next to you in a public restroom when there are fifty stalls open, people who can’t merge in traffic, people who don’t move when you say excuse me…..I could go on forever!

Q. Quote from a movie: “This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder’s head. Luckily I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind limber.” – The Big Lebowski

R. Righty or lefty: Right handed. But I can bat left handed.

S. Siblings: John – older brother, Jordan – younger brother. I love my bro’s.

T. Time you wake up: Weekdays….6:00am, 6:15am, 6:30am, 6:50am. Weekends….favorite time to wake up, 9:00am.

U. Underwear: I wear HUGE Grannie panties. Just kidding. Pretty normal in this department, thongs and boy shorts.

V. Vegetables you dont’ like: Is cilantro a vegetable? Because I would rather eat dirt then have cilantro  near my plate.

W. What makes you run late: My husband. No, I’m kidding. I am always 5 to 10 minutes early to everything. Yeah, I am one of those people.

X. X-rays you’ve had: See letter O’s answers.

Y. Yummy food you make: See my recipe page! But my favorite thing to make is probably pork tacos! Delish!

Z. Zoo animal favorites: I’m sorry but this question is lame. Really, a zoo animal? What are we 12? If I had to choose it would be the hippos because they are so fat!

Well…what do you think? Learn anything new?