Curry Coconut Shepherd’s Pie
Spice up your weeknight dinner with this Curry Coconut Shepherd’s Pie. Curry and ginger mixed with ground beef, vegetables, and topped with coconut mashed potatoes make for a delicious dish ready in 30 minutes or less!
I swear it’s the worst.
Keep in mind that it always happens in a public setting.
Particularly when you are enjoying the most wonderful, fancy meal at your favorite restaurant. Sipping wine, stealing a sip of your significant others cocktail, and drinking water in between so you aren’t drooling on yourself before dessert.
I’m talking about a little moment when you have the immediate urge to pee. The pee man never politely knocks at your kidney door and say, “Excuse madam, but you might want to exit stage left before you have a situation.” Nope. Never. Nada. Instead you cross your legs a million times trying to keep the boat steady and before you know it, you stand up and the “pee waddle” begins.
The restroom might as well be 17 miles away from the table. You slowly put one foot in front of the other and waddle ever so slightly because one false move and well, you know what will happen. Clean up on aisle five.
What feels like an eternity to get to the bathroom you finally make it. You are lucky because there is no one in line, but as you sit down on the cold toilet seat, nothing happens. You wait. Your kidneys and bladder are creating a scene straight out of Newises when finally you relax and peeeeeeeeeee. AHHHHHHHHHHH.
Moral of the story, um, don’t hold your pee? Shit I don’t know. Because truthfully as many times as I tell myself never to pee waddle again, I repeat said behavior. Sigh. But let’s set peeping aside for a moment. You guys. I am so excited about this new recipe I may pee my pants. #sorry
This Curry Coconut Shepherd’s Pie might not cure the pee waddles, but it’s a game changer on the status quo of Shepherd’s pie. I added fresh ginger and curry powder to the meat-veggie mixture and whipped up the mashed potatoes using coconut milk. STOP IT, you say?
Um, stop whatever you are doing and make this right now! Before you have to pee. Okay, I’ll stop with the pee.
Just make the pie, mmmmkay?
Curry Coconut Shepherd's Pie